December 2009
13 posts
Today a dog expressed it’s anal glands all over my neck, forearm, and scrub top. Later, the vet said she had never seen a dog express that much of it’s glands on its own.
If you don’t know what anal glands are, click here.
THIS IS THE MOST TRAUMATIC THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
WTF?
Is everything made better with zombies?
IT SNOWED TODAY!!!
For about 5 seconds and then it quickly turned into rain, as if the ground needs to be anymore saturated.
Um, you know that drowning rhino I was talking about yesterday?
Well, he was shot dead in the water.
Tomorrow is my last day of classes for this semester!!! I am so ready for it to be over. I never had ‘senioritis’ in high school, but it think I have contracted some kind of delayed onset strain of the disease.
I’ve already jumped the hurdle in Astronomy class; it was the six page research paper that I completed in 10 hours and 24 minutes and got an ‘A’ on (YES!),...
I Got an 'A' On The Paper.
#iamawesome
It's 5:24 PM And I Finished The Paper.
#holyshit
I Have Exactly 12 Hours to Complete a Six Page...
#missionimpossiblepossible