A Blanket Statement
Birds are the best animal.
First of all they have wings and who isn’t jealous of wings? Wings are way better than legs, which birds have in addition to wings! Birds can go anywhere with their wings. Even penguins! They can’t fly with their wings but they can swim (in water!) with them.
Second, they could beat any other animal in a fight. If it was fighting an animal with eyes it could just peck out it’s eyes while dodging attacks with it’s wings and once it blinded the opponent then it could rip open the animal’s throat with it’s claws. If a bird was fighting an animal without eyes then it could peck it to a bloody pulp or grab it and drop it from a very large height onto jagged rocks. A stork could shish kabob its opponent. An emu could stomp you to death. If a bird was fighting a plant or an insect, then it would just be having lunch.
Third, what animal preys solely on birds??? I can’t think of any right this second! Once in a while a predator might get lucky and catch a bird, but it’s only because it got lucky and the bird was probably old or sick or not on it’s A game.
Last, owls are birds. Owls are cute as hell:
Thus, birds are the best animal.
2 years ago